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Parallel m8

[Some couple of years ago, a transmission broadcast by some unidentified individual was discovered. This is definitely real and not written by Deathrock9. It shows a paranoid person ranting about parallel universes and how they're all bleeding into our reality and merging with it. It can be read below or something, I don't fucking know, I was just bored and made this page. I mean, umm, no I didn't. This was a transmission discovered a couple of years ago. Yup.]

OMG SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME OH MY FUK OH GOD THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE COMING THROUGH OH MY GOD ITS TERRIBLE I DONT KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE PLEASE LISTEN TO ME YOU'VE GOT TO HELP WE DON'T LIVE IN OUR OWN REALITY ANYMORE THEY ARE ALL MERGING INTO ONE, THE REALITIES ARE ALL MERGING INTO ONE WE CAN SEE THINGS WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO SEE WE CAN SEE THINGS WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO FUCKING SEE WE CAN SEE UNIVERSES WHERE MINIONS ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND UNIVERSES WHERE THE SIMPSONS ENDED AND ITS UNBEARABLE BECAUSE THE SIMPSONS STILL EXISTS IT MAKES NO SENSE I DONT KNOW WHATS REAL AND WHATS PARALLEL ANYMORE I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I AM REAL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSES HAVE EVEN BLED INTO OUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS AND FILMS CHARACTERS LIKE SHERLOCK ARE DEPICTED KISSING THEIR ARCH ENEMIES WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS A THING AND THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST THING

they know

oh my god they know

QUICK I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT BEFORE THEY FIND ME THERE ARE THESE PEOPLE ARE YOU LISTENING THEY HAVE BLACK SUITS BLUE TIES DARK SUNGLASSES THEY ARE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL THEY KNOW WHY THE REALITIES ARE MERGING THEY ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR IT YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS INFORMATION PUBLIC SPREAD IT WHEREVER YOU CAN OH MY GOD THEYRE COMING FOR ME THEYRE COMING FOR ME THEYRE COMING FOR ME THEYRE COMING THEYRE COMING

FOR ME

FOR

THEYRE COMING

HELP

help

they know

[Transmission Ends]

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