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1. ONE DAY MY SOCK STRANGLED ME AND I CRIED :(
2. ONE NIGHT I WAS EATING MY BURGER AND THE BURGER TRANSFORMED INTO A SOCK AND RAPED ME :C
3. ONE DAY MY SOCK DECIDED TO STAB ME AND I CRIED AGAIN AND PISSED MY PANT WAAAAAAA D:
4. ONE DAY I WROTE 10 TRUE SCARY SOCK STORIES AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY CAME TRUE AND IT WAS SO SAD BECAUSE I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH ALL OF THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THE 10 TRUE SCARY SOCK STORIES PLEASE HELP IM IN AN ENDLESS LOOP
5. ONE MORNING I GOT ON A BUS AND IT WAS ACTUALLY A TAXI AND THE TAXI DRIVER SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME I'VE LOST MY INNOCENCE
6. TODAY MY SOCK DECIDED IT WOULD CRASH MY CAR I GOT BLOOD IN ME FAEC AND I CRIED AGAIN ANDS I SHIAT MAISELF :((((
7. THIS MORNING IT TURNED OUT I WAS WEARING MY SOCK AS UNDERWEAR AND WAS WEARING MY UNDERWEAR AS SOCKS IT WAS SO EMBARASSING ALSO A MAN STABBED ME WITH A KNIFE